BTQ says:
Gwyneth Paltrow gave birth to a boy. Didn’t Katie Holmes get pregnant before Gwyneth?
Floatinghead says: I know, she named the kid Moses. I swear Katie Holmes has been pregnant for at least a year. Seriously, Gwen conceived and popped out a kid, why is the alien baby taking so long!
BTQ says: Actually, she’s prolly 8 month pregnant cuz they announced it around October and most likely she was about 2 month at that time.
Floatinghead says: i think she is further along, usually pple don't announce pregnancy until after the third month, so she must already by 9 months pregnant...with the alien baby.
BTQ says: OK. She’ll pop soon enough. Imagine the baby is the cutest thing ever because the father is not Tom Cruise?
Floatinghead says: Imagine the baby comes out looking like denzel washington
BTQ says:
That’s hilarious. But I have a feeling that he baby will have blond hair blue eyes. OH NO….the baby will look like John Travolta…another Scientologist.
Floatinghead says: the baby will look like no one - you know why? - bc they took a little bit of all the male scientologist dna and they took it and bread the ultimate scientology baby - which will look like arnold schwartznegger
BTQ says: A little bit of everything. How about a gay AWWWnold?
Floatinghead says: no i think this will be the first person in the world that can self-procreate, there will be no need for another person in the equation, they will be completely asexual and populate the earth with other self-procreating scientology babies
BTQ says: OK…now your imagination is freaking me out!
Floatinghead says: i'm not ruling anything out.
BTQ says: Well I see that. Will the baby be a do-gooder like Superman?
Floatinghead says: no i think the baby's mission in life will be to convert us to scientology so that we will let aliens take over our bodies and the planet. i think at that point the department of defense will try to generate it's own counter baby to fight off the evil TomKat baby, only they will mess up because they will use George Bush DNA.....
BTQ says: I think you should totally blog this theory of yours. It’s very interesting and insightful.
Floatinghead says: you know what I think I will.....
2 comments:
Sounds like a great plot for a movie! Britney Spears could play Katie Holmes part, and Tom Cuise culd play himself.
- Vox
I totally agree with Floating Head...that baby is a sort of Scientology Anti-Christ and he/she/it will be trying to take over the planet and turn the Earthlings who refuse John Travolta's offer for salvation into "batteries" a la The Matrix!!!! BEWARE THE TOMKAT CHILD!!
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