bad lesbian smelly girl

Ok I don't have a boy to play with currently which is fine. I haven't lost complete hope that I will one day find one and move on with my life. So I was talking to shaniqua about boys and being as she doesn't have this problem (since she is a lesbian) I think it's hard for her to sympathize. So I said to her Maybe I should become a Lesbian?! and she blurts out to me that I would make a horrible Lesbian, and would bring down the whole community because I'm "too girly". Ok, why the hate. True it would be a problem because I like boys, I don't like girls that way but "too girly". Fine, it will never work but hey at least I like to have options.

I also feel like I smell. I have never smelled, never been told that I smell, and I am a really clean and well groomed person. Yesterday though, i got the strange sense that I smelled and I needed to go home to take a shower. Maybe it was because it was so hot in the office that I was sweating all day just sitting in my chair. By the time I left I felt almost de-hydrated, smelly and yucky. Oh well, that's that. It's not hot in here as of now. We'll see after lunch.